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My 5 year old daughter told me today that she wanted a beard so she could shave with razors and use beard trimming scissors, shave cream and stuff. Sure you do. You'll get your chance in a different kind of way. Haha. It was pretty funny though I have to admit. #fatherhood

I have found a solution to the "Daddy, will you please refill my water gun?" up and down, up and down dilemma! #fatherhood #daddyville

My Daughter, Totally enamored of dirt since the day she was born. Give it up. "Let them have dirt"! #parenting #fatherhood

I told my daughter 10 mins ago tht it wld b time 4 her nap in a few. Her show ended and she said, "Isn't it abt time for...", and thn she caught herself and filled the blank w/ some random answr. I looked at her & said, "You just caught yourself just in time b4 u reminded me of your nap, but not b4 I realized wht u were doing". :) Thx 4 the reminder. Hehe. #fatherhood